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The setting is on the floating island where it shows Knuckles and the Chaotix just standing around talking.

Vector: So I sayz to her that......

KA-BOOM!!!!

Vector suddenly explodes and he is killed off forever.

Charmey: What the?!....What was that all about?

Espio: I think Vector just exploded somehow....

Knuckles: Yes....but how...and why?.. and where?..

All stand there silent.

Knuckles: Well better put this off for later so who wants to go get ice cream?

All of Chaotix: YEAH!!

MEANWHILE

In Haven.

Sabre: Uh...what just happened?

Thunderhawk: Well it seems that Vector is now dead....

Sabre: Is that a bad thing?

Thunderhawk: Well considering nobody liked him not really.... Except we should probably find out who did it so no one else gets blown up.

Sabre: Hmm.. Yeah that seems like a good idea.....

Thunderhawk: ....yeah....

Sabre: Uh huh.....

Thunderhawk: ....Yep....

Sabre: Allright......

Both stare at each other for 2 minutes.

Thunderhawk: So are you going to get on to it?

Sabre: When I'm ready......Anyway have you seen Locke lately?

Thunderhawk: I think he's been locked up in some room for the past few days trying to get every emblem in Sonic Adventure 2.

In that room no one seems to know the name of.

Locke: Okay you stupid two-tailed freak! Just two more rings and I get the damn A ranking!!!

As tails, Locke gets the last two rings to complete the 100 ring goal.

Locke: YEAH!!!!!!! I AM DA KING OF EVERYTHANG!!!

A screen pops up and tells Locke he now has 33 emblems.

Locke: Great now only 147 emblems to go!

The door opens to the room no one cares to give a name for and Sabre walks in threw it.

Sabre: Here you are Locke! I need you to come here quick! It's an emergency!

Locke turns his head around slowly and his eyes are bulged out.

Locke: I'M BUSY.

Sabre: Knuckles' friend Vector just died!

Locke: Is that the stupid one who speaks ebonics?

Sabre: Yeah.

Locke: Then I don't care!

Sabre: But your son could be the next target!

Locke: I have a son?

Sabre: YOUR SON KNUCKLES!

Locke: Oh yeah....Then we must hurry and find out what's going on!!To the bat cave!

Sabre: ............

Locke: ............

Sabre: What did you just say?

Locke: Um...nothing...

Sabre: Well then let's hurry and find out what's going on!!!!!!!!!

Locke: Okay!! But I have to finish my game first!

Sabre:...............

MEANWHILE

In Echidnaopolis.

Knuckles: So do any of you guys have any ideas why Vector exploded?

Ray: Wwwe....elllll...lIIIIIIIIIi....rrre...reeeee....lll....yy....yyyyyy....

Knuckles: RAY STOP TALKING!

Ray: ......ooookkk...aaaa...yyyyyyyy.......

Knuckles: ......Well then....Mighty, Espio, Charmey do you guys have a clue?

Mighty: Well my theory on all this....

Espio: Maybe it was the Dark Legions doing, hell who else could it be?

Mighty: Um.. I was about to say somethi....

Knuckles: Hmmmm....maybe....but we lack evidence.....

Espio: Uh...well first off we found a piece of fabric which looks like the kind those Dark Legion guys wear.

Knuckles: Hmmm....yes but still I have no clue.

Espio: We also found that big message painted in red near by where Vector exploded that said "Dark Legion Rulez".

Knuckles: Still we need more evidence!

Espio: Also that letter all of us received this morning except for Vector that said a certain green reptile would die today and the address was from where those Dark Legion guys live and had a picture of Kragok flipping us off.

Knuckles: After some serious thinking I'm begging to think that it had to be the Dark Legion who did this!! All though I still have my doubts!

Espio: Um...yeah..whatever....So since we know who did it we should go and prevent them from blowing up anyone else!

Knuckles: Great idea Espio... Except I think we should go and prevent them from blowing up anyone else!

Espio: I just said that you idiot!

Knuckles: No you didn't.....

Espio: YES I DID!

Knuckles: Shut up!

Espio: Let's just get this over with!

Knuckles: Okay!

Espio: But first we have to find Julie-Su!

Knuckles: Why?

Espio: Well she hasn't even been featured in this dumb fic at all and I think she should!

Knuckles: Sure let's just hurry before I die next.

MEANWHILE

In Haven.

Sabre: It seems it was the Dark Legions doing.

Locke is seen playing a Gameboy Advance.

Sabre: ....I SAID It seems it was the Dark Legions doing!

Locke: Damn plumber dodge the fireball!!

Sabre: LOCKE!!!!!

Locke: What!!?

Sabre: Are you listening?!

Locke: Yeah yeah legion dark did everything bla bla leave me alone.

Sabre: ....So great grandfather Spectre what do you think of this?

Spectre: The real question is why do I look so cool? I have a cool cloak and I have a helmet, Nobody's cooler looking than me.

Spectre walks his cool self to a mirror and starts to talk to himself.

Sabre: ugh....

MEANWHILE

In Echidnaopolis at Julie-Su's apartment.

Julie-Su: So.... Vector's really dead?....

Knuckles: Yep.

Julie-Su: Can you guys excuse me for a moment...

Knuckles: Sure Julie-Su.

Julie-Su closes her door, A bunch of screams of joy can be heard.

Charmey: Hope she isn't taking it too hard.

Julie-Su opens her door.

Julie-Su: I'm just so happ...I mean sad over this I did not want you guys to see me cry.

Charmey: That's all right Julie-Su, we understand your pain.

Julie-Su snickers.

Julie-Su: So...Uh so what do you guys want?

Espio: Well we need your help to prevent the Dark Legion from doing this to anyone else.

Julie-Su: Okay I'll help.

Knuckles: So let's go and kick the Dark Legions......

Espio: But before we do that we have to get Constable Remington.

Knuckles: WHY!?

Espio: Same reason why we got Julie-Su.

Knuckles: Ugh....Well let's hurry and get it over with!

To Be Continued.

Knuckles: The suspense is killing me! Just hope this fic didn't kill you.

Mighty: Anyone notices I only had 3 lines counting this one?

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