A real short comedy story enjoy! By JulieTikal 7/1/2001 Rated PG



On the Floating Island Sonic is standing holding a mircophone



Sonic: Okay Ladies and Gents here's the fight you've been waiting for! It's the Cyborg Echidna Vs the treasure hunting bat Rouge!



:Julie-Su is in a corner getting ready to fight:



Tikal: Miss Julie-Su I wish you would reconsider. Fighting does not solve anything.

Julie-Su: It does! It will prove that I'm the only girl for Knuckles! I'll show her...



:Tikal sighs and takes out a first-aid kid:



Julie-Su: Don't worry Tikal I'll be fine.

Tikal: Can't you two just settle this in a mature manner?

Julie-Su: No. Now wish me luck!



:Rouge is fixing her makeup:

Rouge: Heh that twit won't stand a chance.

Tikal: Miss Rouge..

Rouge: No Tikal, I am fighting her and that's final.



Sonic: And remember the winner will win a date with Knuckles the Echidna! Now let's GET READY TO RUMBLE!



:Nights come out and rings a bell. Julie-Su and Rouge stare at each other:



Rouge: So pinky are you scared?

Julie-Su: What's that suppose to mean you Lara-Croft wannabe?!

Rouge: You're just jealous because you don't have any. :Points to her chest:

:Julie-Su springs forth and punches Rouge causing her to go flying backward. Rouge rushes towards Julie-Su and kicks her hard in the face:

Sonic: Now this is my kinda fight! Hmmm maybe next we should do a Mina/Sally battle.

Nights: Mister Sonic can I have another game?

Sonic: Uhh no.

Rouge: Stupid little bit..

:Sees Julie-Su coming towards her:

Rouge: BLACK WAVE!

:A wave of blackness hits Julie-Su causing her to get dizzy. She swirls around in a circle. Rouge picks up Julie-Su and throws her through the air and into a tree.:

Julie-Su: :Weakly: Damn it..

:Tikal rushes over:

Tikal: Miss Julie-Su are you ok?!

Julie-Su: I'LL BE FINE WHEN THAT BAT IS DEAD!

:She takes out her gun and fires rapidly trying to hit Rouge. She jumps in the air and glides towards Julie-Su. She snatches the gun from her hand and crushes it.:

Sonic: Well people looks like this gives new meaning to the word catfight! Or should I say echidna/bat fight! HAHAHA hahaha.. Geez who writes this corny dialogue?

Big: Hiya Sonic!

Sonic: Hey Big enjoying the fight?

Big: You bet! :Laughs stupidly: And I can't wait to see who wins! :A sneaky smile forms on his face.:

Sonic: Yeah I know.

Julie-Su: GRRR!

:Julie-Su jumps up and grabs Rouge's wings and swings Rouge around and around and lets go. Rouge goes flying into the dirt face first.:

Julie-Su: Heh being on the ground suits you.

Rouge: :Wipes dirt off:You also. you were born into nothing and still are NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!!

Julie-Su: YOU'RE DEAD!

:Hours later:

Julie-Su: AND TAKE THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS!!

Rouge: TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!!!

:They both fall to the ground exhausted. Tikal applys first-aid on both of them.:

Julie-su: So I won right?

Rouge: No it was me!

Sonic: Actully it's a draw.

Rouge: So we both lose?!

Sonic: No it means you both get to go on a date with Knuckles.

Julie-Su: If it wasn't for all this pain I'll be overjoyed.

Rouge: I don't care if I'm at death's door as long as I get to see Knuckles!

:Knuckles comes out looking very fat.:

Julie-Su: Knuckles?!

Rouge: Poor Knuckles! What did Julie-su do to you?!

Knuckles: I..um..

:Suddenly some ripping is heard as a Knuckles costume falls off. Julie-Su and Rouge stare in shock as they realize who it really is.:

Julie-Su & Rouge: BIG?!

Big: Yep! Boy am I lucky I get to go on a date with two girls!

Julie-Su: Wait..

:She goes over to another Big who is standing by Sonic and pulls his head off. She sees it is really..:

Julie-Su: Knuckles?!

:Knuckles bursts out laughing:

Rouge: What is going on here?!

Sonic: Y'see Big was annoying us so we promised to get him a date.

Big: I'm so happy!

Knuckles: You should of seen your faces! HAHAHAHA!!!

:Julie-Su & Rouge glare at Sonic & Knuckles evilly.:

Sonic: Better start running Knux!

Knuckles: We're in trouble aren't we?

:Sonic and Knuckles race off with Julie-Su and Rouge following closely.:

Julie-Su: COME BACK HERE!

Rouge: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!!

Sonic: It wasn't my fault Knuckles made me do it!

Knuckles: What are you talking about?! This was all your idea!



:Tikal watches the four. She sighs.:

Tikal: If only they had listen..

Big: Does this mean no date for me?



THE END..