Chaotix [Fleetway](To the tune of "Kyle's Mom" by Joe C and Kidrock)

You hear a scream out in the night. A mob of rough necks put to flight.

The Crew's work done back to the viewer, cuz they're busted up above the sewer.

When Trouble brews, you can call the bunch, cuz they take Trouble like I take lunch.

Yeah, when Chaos rears, gotta stay alert, cuz the sharpest teeth are the ones that hurt.

With fists 'n' feet like a fire shower, you'd be one dumb fool to doubt their power!

No you don't wanna go piss off the Crew, cuz you piss 'em off an it's you who's screwed!

CHORUS: Chaotix! . . . Chaotix! . . . Chaotix! . . . To-otal CHAOS!

Listen up good when Omni appears. Might be the start of allya fears.

Oh the boomin' blare o' that tap-rap-rock is how you know when you're facin' these crocs.

So learn to fear the Chaotix beat like you learned to fear their fists an' feet.

Oh ya never know where they'll show up: On Angel Isle they stop a while to whup your butt!

The Chaotix charge is an iron mace, cuz it sure as Hell gonna smash your face.

Oh the knife maybe sharper but it cuts no wood; Chaotix'll beat ya till you're gushin' blood!

CHORUS: Chaotix! . . . Chaotix! . . . Chaotix! . . . To-otal CHAOS!

 
Copyright Eoghan Moran, Characters Copyright Sega Enterprises