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Knuckles vs. Knack the weasel and his weasels
By Brian
Knuckles and Julie su were guarding the master emerald until the thieves break the emerald and take the pieces and Julie su. These thieves are also Knack the weasel's henchmen. Now Knux's must get the emeralds and Julie su with a little help from Sonic & Tails. (Pg13 for some language, violence and some senses with Julie su acting sexy)

It starts
One day in the planet Mobius on Angel Island Knuckles the Echinda and his girlfriend Julie su were just having lunch and guarding the master Emerald the source that keeps Angel Island floating. "So Knuckles what are doing Saturday night", asked Julie su? "The same thing I do everyday guard this Emerald", answered Knux's as he picked up his grilled cheese sandwich and started to eat. "Man you got to get off this island and do something else with your life besides guarding this master emerald", said Julie su. Knuckles responed, "Hey I've been on some adventures with Sonic and Tails also I had to find the pieces of the master emerald twice!" Julie Su with an angry look said, "Oh yes with that bat girl Rouge. The one that has the hots for you". Knuckles rubbed Julie Su's hand with his hand and said, "Julie believe me you're the only girl for me." The two Echindas looked at each other very affectionately but the love moment was interrupted by a group of weasels armed with guns.


"All right get your Asses on the ground and nobody move", yelled one of weasels! "Hell no", yelled Knuckles and started to give the weasels all he's got!  Julie blasted some of them with her blaster. While the battle was going on 2 weasels broke the master emerald and put the pieces in a bag.  Then the leader grabbed Julie su and she screamed, "Get the f*ck off of me, Knux's helppppppppp"! "Wha-" said Knux's but forgot that he was in a fight and one of the weasels knocked him out. Julie screamed, "Knuckles Knucklessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"!  But the red Echinda could not hear, as he was unconscious and Julie, the weasels, and the master emerald were gone.

Hours later Knux's woke up. "Aw man what a headache, oh shoot the master emerald and Julie are gone I bet those weasels took them", said Knux's. Knuckles went to station square to find his friend and rival Sonic the Hedgehog and ask him if he know's anything about the weasels. He searched in the big city for hours. He had his big hand cover his face. Knuckles hates the bright sunlight. He was only used to the sun light on Angel Island. Finally Knux's found Sonic's sidekick Tails at Emerald Coast. Tails was an Orange fox with Two Tails to make him fly like a helicopter.  "Hey Tails where's Sonic I need to talk to him about something", asked Knuckles. "Sonic is at Speed Highway doing some laps he be back soon", answered the little orange fox. "AW HORSE SH*T", yelled Knux's. Then Sonic comes back in the speed of light thanks to his red light speed sneakers and his green crystal ring and the ancient light. Sonic was a blue hedgehog with red sneakers that make him run at the speed of light. "Hey Knux's wassssss up", asked Sonic. "Sonic you know anything about weasel thugs because they came to the island and took the master emerald and kidnapped Julie su", asked Knuckles? Sonic put down his Chile dog and answered, "Yea they work for Knack the weasel, they steal emeralds and make money by selling them. Their hideout is somewhere in Twinkle Park. You need help catching them?" Knuckles answered, "No thanks I got this covered." Knux's thank Sonic and headed off to Twinkle Park.

Meanwhile at the big castle of Twinkle park the weasel thugs gave their stolen items to their boss Knack. Besides the pieces of the master emerald they also collected some power rings. Knack examined the ring. He said, "Good work did you get anything else." One thug said, "Yes master we took pieces of the master emerald." Knack yelled, "PIECES! How can we sell the master emerald if it's in pieces." Another thug said, "Well the master emerald is really heavy sir so we broke it into pieces. But it can be put back together." Knack was relief and said, "Very well carry on" The thugs left the room. One said, "Hey let's play Sonic Shuffle!" Moe the gay weasel thug said, "I'm Amy!" Joe a straight weasel thug said, "Your always Amy." Moe said, "She's the best." Julie Su was chained up to her legs and feet. "What do you want with the master emerald and me", yelled Julie su. Knack answered in his most sly voice, "Well baby I'm going to be rich with the master emerald and your going to be my wife. Then we'll get on in a cheap hotel on our honeymoon." Julie slapped him but could not get away because her legs were chained.

Back outside of Twinkle Park Knuckles began his search for his responsibly and the love of his life. He groaned, "Damnit how I'm I going to find Knack's HQ in a big place like this, well I got to search everywhere."  Knuckles walked around the park. He searched for Knack HQ. Knuckles saw a sign that read, "Take the bumper cart to the big castle". Knuckles amazed said, "Maybe he's hiding here!" Knuckles hopped into a red bumper kart and drove off. Knuckles went down a long hill. Then the kart took Knuckles on a loop de loop. Finally Knuckles was automatically ejected off his kart and landed on a roller coaster. The roller coaster made Knuckles dizzy as it went up and down. The ride then made Knuckles bounce off and he crashed right into a window of a big castle. Knuckles yelled, "Knack put them up"! "Knuckles how did you get here", asked Knack as he looked at his henchmen who were supposed to kill Knuckles when they stole the emerald. Knack's henchmen who had firearms surrounded Knuckles. Knuckles said, "Maybe I should have took Sonic's offer" About 40 Weasel thugs surrounded Knuckles.  Then out of nowhere Sonic & Tails came crashing out of an other window. "Figured you can use a little help", said Sonic. Knuckles said, "Now I will I wasn't expecting this." So Sonic & Knuckles fought the Hench men. Sonic use his sonic spin and Knuckles used his maximum heat Knuckles attack. Tails snuck behind Julie su and unchained her and Tails then joined the fight.  Knack was just about to get away with a bag carrying the master emerald pieces and the rings until Julie su stopped him. "Oh Knack can I just have one kiss before you get away", she asked. "Oh yeah", said Knack. Then they started kissing. Sonic and Tails were about barf but Knuckles was heartbroken. He still doesn't understand girls that much. Julie kissed him long enough that gave her time to kick Knack in his groin. Knuckles then gave a sign of relief. But was still confused. 

After Knack recovered he got away with the master emerald and Knux's started to go after him. Knack was heading for the roof of the castle. Knuckles was right behind him. "Knack hand over those emeralds shards imminently", ordered Knuckles!  Knack yelled, "f*ck you"! Then lifted his pistol and pointed it at Knuckles. Knack had snapped. He yelled, "All I just want is a lot of Money. But I guess now I have to do it the hard way. It's your fault Knuckles!" Just as Knack was about to pull the trigger a Blue blur came out of nowhere and next thing you know the gun vanished out of Knack's hand.  That gave Knuckles a chance to attack the weasel. So the two had a fistfight. They fought for 5 minutes. It resulted with blood on both of their faces! Knack slipped off the edge and Knuckles grabbed his hand. Knuckles yelled, "Knack hang on!" Knack said, "No I rather die then you save me!" Knack let go and fell. He landed on the concrete ground and died. Sonic, Tails, and Julie Su came by Knuckles. Julie Su asked, "What happen Knuckles?" Knuckles answered, "He slipped when we were fighting. I grabbed him but the wacko that he is let go on purpose and killed himself. Tails handed the pieces to Knuckles. He said, "Thanks. Come on let's go home."

The next day Sonic, Tails, and Julie su were at Angel Island and watched Knuckles restore the pieces back together and were now one giant master emerald again. Knuckles thanked Sonic & Tails and The hedgehog and the fox went in their plane the tornado and were off. Julie su thanked Knuckles by giving him a kiss on the lips. Knuckles asked, "Julie I'm confused if you love me then why did you kiss knack? Then you kicked him in the nuts I am really confused." Julie Su answered, "Well Knuckles you see it was just a distraction so he wouldn't get away." "So you still love me", asked the shy red echidna." Julie Su answered, "Of course silly." Knuckles said, "Well Julie I'm still up for that Saturday night offer. I was talking to Sonic before we got back and he offered to watch the master emerald for me on Saturday. So what you say?" Julie Su hugged Knuckles and said, "Yes I will!" The two echidnas kissed each other to celebrate their first date off the island.
The end

Coming Soon: The Big Date. Knuckles and Julie Su go on their first date off the island as Sonic guards the master emerald. But during the date Knuckles runs into a old friend

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